What's on your mug?

it's the day we celebrate all the single bitches all around the world who are perfect in every way possible!

ladies we are going out because it's october 12

By wtfdoiputhere?

Shut the f up day

Hey Karen it’s October 12 so SHUT THE FUCK UP

October 12 is the day when very very cute people are born. They are funny and everyone loves them. Once again they are cute.

Girl: Tim is the best. Such a cutie Other girl: Well yah he’s born on October 12

By hattierw

national bite your tall friends ankles day!

short friend: hey! guess what day it is.. tall friend: ..october 12th? short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY tall friend: NO NO NO short friend: gimme dem ankles boi

By anklebiter02

National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)

Mark: Hey bro, did you know it’s national ass grab day? Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Mark’s ass*

By Sickdefines