Navy Seal copypasta
A [famous] copypasta all over [the Internet]. It can be used as a [troll] reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta Justin: "Stop being such a fag." Zac: "What the [fuck] did you just [fucking] say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top [sniper] in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I [will] wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the [pathetic] little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire [arsenal] of the United States Marine Corps and I [will] use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the [face] of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I [will] shit all over you and you [will] drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
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