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morales

If you ever see a Morales you're in luck! A Morales is the most hottest person you will ever meet. A Morlales will be the most funniest person you will ever meet. If you ask a Morales out than there is a 85% chance that he will say yes! Only if you are a nice person. If a Morales says yes when you ask him out than he will treat you like no man has ever done. A Morales is Litt!

Girl: I am a nice girl looking for a boyfriend but everyone keeps REJECTING ME!!! Friend: I know how to help you to get a boyfriend! Girl: HOW???!!! Friend: Ask a Morales out, you're nice right? Girl: Yes. Friend: Than you have a 85% chance he will say yes. Girl: Thankyou so much for helping me! random person: 5 hours later. Girl: Do you want to go out with me? Morales: I would love to go out with you. Girl: "Faints"

By Osirislover

Morales

Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.

Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries? John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help! Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort. John: Oh yeah Eric:Fuck em lol Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales! Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions? Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.

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