What's on your mug?

Something used to cut the limes, and grapefruit.

"Where'd you get the knife?" I asked. "Room sevice sent it up," he said. "I wanted something to cut the limes." "What limes?" "They didn't have any, they don't grow in the desert."

By Gladys

A penis, often in an erect state.

"The young huntsman unsheathed his hunting knife and placed it against the butcher's steel, ready to be sharpened."

By Kip Stevens