first
What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020
Markiplier uploads a video 9 yr old: First 10 yr old: FIRST!! etc
By Darth That Makes Words
What's on your mug?
first
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article." Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."
By ronmex7
First
A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
Ian21 is always getting first on message boards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.
By I21-a
first
One of the most common but also retarded youtube comments
Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay! Me: nobody cares...
By A dying goat
First
SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.
Anon: "FIRST!" Joe Blow: "Second!" Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article! @Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
By Real Commenter