Fap
Another way of saying masturabtion Maybe you've heard of: Tickling the pickle Choking the chicken Jackie the beanstalk Five knuckle shuffle Beating the meat Applying the handbrake Busting a nut Having a wank Masturbating Jerkin the Gurkan Choking Charlie till he throws up Taming the snake Rubbing the genie's lamp Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL} Cocking the rifle "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!" Waving the wand Launching the rocket Stroking Johnny Me-time These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
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