Email Opera
An [exchange] of emails between [friends] that [snowballs] into a melodramic opera.
This is what an Email Opera looks like: // Message 1: [TJ] says // 1. /excuses 2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t. 3. They added new walls. // Message 2: EM says // 1. I said stop [trolling]! 2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks! /kekeke // Message 3: [TJ] says // 1. /excuses 2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer [period]. We actually had a great [time] right up until that last bombshell. // Message 4: EM says // 1. Your gay 2. buffer [period] is not needed after breakup sex I think would be [awesome] lol. Continues for another 10 exchanges...
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