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A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Not those Aussie cunts again!

By Michael Atherton

Cricket- is someone who either talk shit about you , feel jealous of you or take you as a threat to always starts drama with you. Hating ass bitch Cricket =hater

Crickets chrip all day , as soon you walk by them . they seem to shut up. Sometime crickets need to be ignore because they need attention In case you dont know what it mean, you a hating ass bitch

By Shaneika Marie

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.

So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits. Cricket: a serious game.

By Chester Bogus

A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.

Fancy a game of cricket?

By Serminigo

A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

By Bigrattus