What's on your mug?

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one Guy 2: Alright ill wait "Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later" Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!! Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

By Spencer Rapson

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.

Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..." Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"

By Drisen