What's on your mug?

1. An expression used to congradulate someone on a worthy fart (conflatulations) 2. To sarcastically congradulate someone, as if their achievement was worthy only of a fart 3. To congradulate someone with a fart

1. "Naveen, did you just fart?" "yeah" "conflatulations man, i think they can smell that one nextdoor" 2. Shivank: Hey guys I got an 86 on my exam! Matt: Conflatulations, the average was a 95 3. My little brother graduated highschool so i conflatulated him infront of his friends.

By MSmits5

To conflate two or more similar sounding words to humorous effect.

My wife has a tendency to conflatulate. She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer. She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds. I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.

By Prankstarr