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According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.

"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons

By Ku Genin

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person

That O'mally guy is such a cockbite. Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army

By Ha2master

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth

number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...

By Mung

The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love. The best way I can define it is: No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle. Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite. Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY." Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)

By Fry-Pie

One who bites the big one; eats the weenie; puffs on the white owl; or other wise sucks. Sucks being the key concept, and the concept/word play, for it is both suck as in to apply suction to something (man meat for example), and also suck as in rots, stinks, is being an asshole, etc. Often said in a competitive, shiat talkin' situation such as playing FPS games. Can be used synonymously with asshole, but implies a certain pussy-ish quality to the assholes behavior.

"Stop pouring salt in my beer cockbite." or "Ok, cockbites, who put the cat in the microwave?"

By Team Killing Fuktard