Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world. The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)
When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.
By CalcS.d
legalized torture
The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus. Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.
By nousernameidea
The one reason to allow Starbucks to take over the world.
"I have CALCULUS first hour?! Someone give me a fucking latte..."
By kissinclosets
1.The branch of mathematics that is stereotypically recognized as being difficult and intimidating owing to the fact that it sounds like the word "calculator".
"Don't expect to pass calculus unless your mental math ability exceeds that of a TI-83"
By Tapier
This is the thing that puts all other maths to shame. It's do-able, just quite difficult.
I used to think math was easy. Then came calculus...
By Mathisfun...notreally