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Bros

"The Three Types of Bros" SMART BROS can turn the broness on and off when they have to. they are not truly dedicated but parts of them resemble a bro. if they had to they could get rid of the bro accent and swagger and be a normal guy. AVERAGE BROS are not stupid but majority of the time they are true bros. they go to the gym and talk stats about games all the time they have tattoos of crosses but not hardcore ones. they can get rid of the broness if they really want to but they normally dont cause they dont want to be embarrassed in front of their friends. and then there are the HARD CORE BROS / HELMET BROS . always match their clothes. have dip in their mouth all the time. constantly talking about drinking, sports, or working out. at the gym check themselves out in the mirror more then a girl. actually they check themselves out in any shiny surface. have many large cross tats with a shamrock or a sports team on it . protein shakes are always with them they yell and make constipation noises when they lift weights, they yell when they are done, and always slap each others asses. They are so stupid they need helmets

Person1: Now around the fraternity part of the college you are going to find that there are alot of... Bro: AHHHHHHH YEAAAAA MAN THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO UHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE OF THAT MUSCLE MILK MAN WOOOOO YEAAAAA Person 1: bros

By liljohnmac2269

Bros

1. Male friends who are close enough to talk about their feelings, without feeling gay. 2. Men who act like there are no women around, even when there are. They often wear polo shirts and curse loudly, along with excessive use of the word "bro". These types of guys originated the term, "bro".

Bitchy Girlfriend: "Where are you? When are you coming home? You're at the bar, aren't you!?!?!?" Dude: "I'm out with the bros babe. Call you back." *hangs up* "So wassup guys are we gonna go to the bar or what?" "Bros before Hoes" - Malcolm X

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