What's on your mug?

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

By Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

By Jenjers

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

By _[]Your Real Name[]_

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you throw it hard enough.

By bangtanbooties

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

By Armand Banana