A Coach Bag
1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore. 2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming. Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today? Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2). Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes! 2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor? Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
By Steve Stephalonavich