crucial Mug
You know how sometimes your out, at, let's say a party or gallery opening, or whatever the fuck it is people do, and then this squad of dudes roll in, and something doesn't quite feel right? Like maybe they got mixed up in looking for some party that was going to be way better than the one your at actually is, and all of a sudden the shit gets real hot. And you talk about it for weeks. And kids who weren't there cry like jerks with skinned knees: 'Ahhh, how did I miss that shit, it sounds so good.' That's what it's like everywhere Crucial dudes go. They drink 40's better than you. They probably look better than you. They are way funnier than you. They ride bikes better and make better artwork and have bigger dicks and beards than you. Sometimes, there are just dudes who are definitely more put together. They are here for making parties either way better or way worse, and have been doing it for way long. That's what Crucial dudes do. They get very party. They get awesome. And if someone pisses in your sink at your next weak birthday party, and there were some random folks there yelling and making it fun again, it was probably one of them. Crucial.
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Customer Reviews
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊