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Cracker Hacker Mug
When having sex in the missionary position, the guy crumbles a pack of crackers into his unsuspecting girlfriend's mouth while she's moaning causing her pussy to tighten when she coughs and chokes from the crumbs. If it leads to vomiting, you've successfully achieved the Cracker Blaster.
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
Scott S.Mar 30
✓ Verified Purchase My dad hated it🤣
Andrew N.Mar 30
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This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Heidi A.Mar 29
✓ Verified Purchase Great ordering experience..good quality
Sherry P.Mar 28
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