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College football Mug

The biggest faggot jerkoff shitfest in the entire world. There are 130 teams but only 3 or 4 ever compete for a championship. 95% of the teams have absolutely no shot at competing ever because there is no draft, no contracts, no trades, and absolutely nothing that these teams can do against the 3 or 4 teams that all the good players decide to go to. It's almost the exact same goddamn teams every fucking year in and year out and it's the most godawful boring horseshit. On top of all of that, their playoffs are determined by a system of VOTING! Because of all of this horseshit, only retards like college football. This means college football is predominately big in the South. This is a perfect system for these stupid fucking redneck pieces of shit because they hate everybody else in the country that's not in the South so when their football team wins in their corrupt unfair horseshit games, they feel as if they are superior to the rest of the country. They have small, tiny penises so when their favorite team beats an inferior team with no chance of ever competing 84-7 on a throwaway Saturday, it makes them feel better about their micro-weewees. There are a lot of dumb things that exist in this fucked up world, but college football is the biggest crock of horseshit that has ever existed and college football fans that view it as a legitimate product are the biggest faggot pieces of pathetic shit on this fucking Earth. Fuck college football

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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it was frickin good mug i liked it it was good I have never thought of myself as someone who drinks from mugs. After I drank from this mug, I thought of myself as a mug-drinker. It was magical. My entire life changed. I didn't know what to do with myself anymore. How do you follow up a lifestyle change? I went on a long walk. About 67 miles. Once I got to the Walgreen's I realized I could've just drove. But I didn't. I'm no quitter. Not with this mug. This mug gives me power, perseverance. You want this mug. Trust me. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mug. You want this mu

bababussy smith Aug 19
Review by Marc L.

I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words

Marc L. Aug 18
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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.

Karl R. Aug 18
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Sent to a friend. He loved it!

Julie P. Aug 18
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I can't stop putting weird things on the cup I love this website 😆

Reee Aug 17
Review by Darrell  E.

Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL

Darrell E. Aug 17
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Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!

Connie T. Aug 17
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Best mug I've ever seen honestly

Chazzy K. Aug 16

looks great, came quickly, exactly as I wanted. minor observation - the coffee mug was a bit smaller than I expected. The mug is normal size, but most of my mugs tend to be a bit larger. No matter. I still enjoy it!! Perfect would have been larger - but that I my preference.

Joyce P. Aug 15
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Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.

Gregg P. Aug 15

Perfect!!

Christine S. Aug 14
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My nut hurts my nut hurts help

Littlecocksucker Aug 13

i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name

h g. Aug 12

Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!

Connor M. Aug 12

Weird text for a dad mug Why can i put Infantile Pillock on a mug for my dad? Pretty funny

Alien#0254 Aug 12

my partner thought it was very silly

Haley W. Aug 11
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Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!

Ryan J. Aug 11
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Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.

Robert B. Aug 10

Got it for my friend when he was mad. Very funny

E E. Aug 10

Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.

steve s. Aug 10
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