Coffee Blood Mug
When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours. It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days. The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason. Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults. Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
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