chinwizu Mug
Chinwizu is a caring, loving, and loyal person. He knows how to make your day with one sentence, and could cheer you up in a heart beat. You'll never really know how amazing Chinwizu is unless you talk to him. Many people have made the mistake of not talking to him, and they truly do not know to what extent how amazing he is. Chinwizu is quiet, and collected. However, if you're his girlfriend, you lucky thing, you'd know just how funny and out-going he can be. You can talk to Chinwizu about anything, he does not judge and loves you no matter what. He'll always be there for you, because that's in his nature to. He could never be mean without a reason, and even when he is mean, he's almost never harsh with his words. He's a peaceful man, but he loves guns. He's a very humble man, and would never admit to being all these great things. He's perfect. He's the perfect boyfriend, the perfect husband, best friend, anything. He's adorable in every way but very manly. He's a very well balanaced man. His looks equal his personality. He's absolutely handsome, but again, he will never admit to it, because although being very perfect, he is one stubborn man. However, there is no real flaw to him. If you get to know Chinwizu, and he falls in love with you, you're set for life. Don't ever let go of Chinwizu, he's yours forever, because he truly loves you. He's a man that goes by the motto, mean what you say, and say what you mean. He's just complete package.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. Itβs quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful itβs so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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