chicken breath
is a vile stinky fungus that is embedded in the centre of body that you can smell a mile off this comes from someone called Edward 'Smelly Cunt' Ford'a disease that is not wanted by anyone. He has a wash once a bluemoon, and brushes his teeth every leap year HAVE A WASH U SMELLY CUNT the gay boy that has only got 4 shirts and 1 trouser a school shirt that has fungus all over it. WASH IT U SMELLY CUNT and has the cheapest season ticket at chelsea, only £400 supposedly hes a millionaire. But i think that millionaire have a wash once in while BUY SOME NEW CLOTHES U TRAMP, AND NOT FROM EBAY U TIGHT SMELLY CUNT WHATS HIS DREAM '' I WANT TO MARCH DOWN TO SOUTHALL AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY'' EDWARD FORD JACKS OFF TO THE BNP AND NATIONAL FRONT, HE MAYBE WANTS ALL GIRLS TO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY AS HE IS A GAY HE THINKS hE HAS FRIENDS BUT DOESNT HAVE ANY. HIS DAD HAS A SNIPER RIFLE AND WILL COME FOR U, WHERE FROM OH YEAH WEMBLEY MARKET THATS WHERE ALL MILLIONNAIRES SHOP FAMOUS PHRASE '4 FOR A POUND'
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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