Candie Bandit Mug
(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years. Other: (a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek. see also: 'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item. 'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain. (1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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