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A new strain of AIDS that has geneticly enhanced by scientists to control population. Also called CAIDS, not only does an infected individual get the full blown AIDS, but also cancer leading to the inevitable kemo treatment that, as you know, almost kills you as well. Its pretty much a death sentance, and it works quicker than any disease alone. Experts say that within minutes of contracting the Cancerous AIDS, you can feel the symptoms setting in. Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission. Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye

Livi Oct 22

I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ion V. Oct 22

these mugs are amazing. I can't

Rockey .. Oct 21

My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses

Jeremy C. Oct 21
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG

Robert G. Oct 21
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

candice d. Oct 20

up ya bum

layla z. Oct 20

Fast shipment Better than expected!

Terry K. Oct 20
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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

John K. Oct 20
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Wowzers

Wee Z. Oct 19
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Rich T. Oct 19
Review by Rebecca V.

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.

Rebecca V. Oct 19
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High quality finish

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

I just love mugs

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Funni Oct 18

gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)

manfromFL Oct 18

My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!

Theresa A. Oct 18
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The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.

Dion H. Oct 17
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One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.

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