Canada's History
First, several men sodomize themselves on a single multi-ended dildo (traditionally made from moose antlers, and still follows the general shape). Next, one woman for each man performs a Stanley Cup, wherein a metal cup filled with maple syrup is heated until it acquires a thick consistency, and is then used to jerk-off the men by grasping the hot cup with gloves (traditionally hockey gloves, but this practice was abandoned when it became clear that that the size of the gloves made for clumsy manipulation of the cup, causing burns) and simulating penetration. Alternatively, if permanent damage to the penis is undesirable, a glass filled with cooled, viscous maple product maybe used, or if that is unavailable (as maple products are, through most of the United States) a Vaseline Jar could be employed. While all of this is going on, the men orally pleasure the women. Lastly, after the men have ejaculated into the Stanley Cup (the maple product, not the trophy) intercourse is then performed while the the Stanley Cup is spoon-fed to the men. Some common variations apart from the ones described above include dressing the men as lumberjacks or Mounties, the women as nurses (simulating health care), or the man filming it as David Suzuki. Another role-playing element could involve acting as if you're pretending it isn't cold while speaking in Québecois accents.
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