Caitlin Marie Rogers Mug
She is described as a cutie (but not as cute as Dr. Phil, Steve Harvey, Gandhi, or Ceaser Chavez). She taste like beef ramen noodles. She is very stupid at times but her family is SO awesome. She is a goody two-shoes, always obeying her parents but holds grudges for years. She is good at everything except soccer, making peanut butter and jellys, monopoly, and doing realistic art. She is stupid and she is a heartbreaker and hates to cry for some weird reason. She will be rich one day and buy gallons and GALLONS of ice cream. She has green eyes and wears a STOLEN fluffy jacket. She betrays her friends but she's still alright I guess. Also she is super mean and annoying. She is super fun to be around and SUPER weird. She is never open to try to things and is the dumbest person ever. She is so sexy, but she always put's salad in my wounds. She acts like she's innocent but she is 'innapropriate' at times. She over-reacts all the time and has anger issues. She loves to read books. She gets really obsessive over books, shows, and bands. She loves Nutella and is always hungry. Some things it's just better if she didn't know and she always seems to have led on her face. Overall, she is super thicc (almost as thicc as mr castleberry)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy