bottom bitch

A female parasite at a large company that has the physical characteristics of a troll, and a horrible personality. Common attributes are poor hygiene, hockey mullet, excellent hearing, loud, mood swings like a thirteen year old, and a laugh that sounds like a large dying animal. Bottom Bitches are commonly mistaken for Extreme Bull Lesbians except they're straight. A Bottom bitchs find weak male hosts to latch onto in the work place usually a superior lacking the ability to terminate them, but enough influence to keep them around much to distaste of everyone else. Bottom Bitches are always in everyones business listening with their large elephant ears for peoples weekend plans with the intent of crashing them "on accident" of course.