Boros Mug
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Boros… king, my supreme goat. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your flawless innumerable wins demonstrating your might. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to see you go. You had a rough time on your planet, but you never gave up training. You are even amazing off the battlefield, you're a great leader, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day stop fighting. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and fulfilled my life over the years. I remember when I first saw someone scale you to multi continental, and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I found your first upscale, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to get the respect you deserved. Then allas, your agenda started spreading, and finally many people put respect on your name. When I first saw your billions of times ftl scale I started crying tears of joy. I love you my glorious king, Boros. 🥰❤️🫶🏽
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Customer Reviews
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.