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Bobbittize Mug

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt. They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached. During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis. After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated. His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!

Andrew O.Jan 2
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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it πŸ˜‚

TiaJan 2

Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.

Hans C.Jan 1

I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again

Benjamin P.Jan 1
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Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.

Big D.Jan 1

Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

yo m.Jan 1
Review by Bradley J.

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.

Bradley J.Jan 1
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Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!

karen b.Dec 31
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Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex

Cole M.Dec 31
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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.

Etan N.Dec 31
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Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!

JULIE K.Dec 30
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Matthew K.Dec 30
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Review by Rhodrey S.

The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build

Rhodrey S.Dec 30
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Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.

EveryoneDec 30

Great gift!

Christina S.Dec 29
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A little spendy, but worth it.

Richard D.Dec 29
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My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!

Nima K.Dec 29
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It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.

Kyle BirchfieldDec 28

It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.

Bill W.Dec 28
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I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!

John L.Dec 28
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