blowjob Mug

An act of sex where one participant uses their saliva as a lubricating agent in an attempt to choke them self repeatedly on the recipient's (usually) rigid, hairy, poorly cleaned, veiny, swollen, throbbing, possibly infected male sex organ that, from a hole in the tip (also used for discharging urine) leaks an oily substance. This substance (seminal fluid) is a precursor to the blowjob's finale (orgasm) where when the level of sexual excitement peaks (accompanied by loud groaning, grunting, eye contact with the recipient's sexface, possibly unwanted facefucking and deepthroating), it spasmodically spurts a pungent fishy, chlorine or bathroom cleaner smelling, salty and bitter tasting, sticky whitish fluid into the mouth, on the face and in the eyes of the participant who then swallows and licks clean or spits out leaving only the taste. Girls do this because they know that boys really like it and they are desperate to be loved and/or think that giving head will make them popular (it will). It will also reduce their level of class to that of a skank ho if not done properly and discretely. If you are notorious for giving blowjobs (good or bad) then you are automatically a skank ho. Those girls that talk about being experienced are automatically a skank ho. You have to give a blowjob like you mean it. You have to love to do it and you have to love the one you are doing it to. Otherwise you are a skank ho.