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This a suggestion to all girls, I'm a guy so I know what im talking about. If you want to be popular, follow these few words: suck long, suck hard, and suck often. There is a specific art to giving a blowjob. Prefferably this is done on a bed. Kiss down his chest and unbutton his pants with your teeth. Slowly suck the tip of his dick, swirling your tounge around it. While doing this, jerk off the base. After a while you will feel the guy tense up and get really excited. This is when you really start to suck. Move your head back and forth allowing his dick to jam against the back of your throat. Also gently massage his balls, and keep jerking it off. Soon he will jizz. Swallow it all right up, and lick up the excess. He will LOVE this. When he has finished and you too, button his pants for him, and tell him, "no problem, any time."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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