Black Mamba Mug
The name Black Mamba was chosen because each of the original members has an insanly large penis. The amount of women they've had intercourse with is uncountable, 6 have been hospitalized due to organs being punctured because of the penis being stuck in too far. They write godly raps. The lyrics they write are so intense that they're illegal to be heard in 12 states. Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain. Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive. Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus. Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death. Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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