barrie foodland Mug
Barrie Foodland is a grocery store located in Barrie, ON.It has to try harder than other grocery stores, cuz of how small it is.Barrie Foodland over compensates with silly promotions and carry-out service.u may be trampled by old ladies rushing to the nearest sale display or the single bathroom in the store.For late hours, expect a parade of drunken skanks, douche bags, junkies, gangstas, stoners, homeless people and crazies who just got their disability cheques.Expect abrupt half-assed fake laughs if u try telling a joke. Don't even think about mentioning the weather to a cashier, unless u want to get shanked with a pair of scissors or bludgeoned by a belt divider. At the very least, they may spit in ur face.The Deli and Bakery section are crammed into a corner, and consist of 3 easy-bake ovens, picnic table, a pedestal sink, and surprisingly a bread slicer.To slice deli meat, the deli staff have to use actual knives instead of a meat slicer.If u want bread, look in the old, stolen A&P cart.The meat section is the best in town, but is run by murderers, public masturbators, pedos and rapists. Don't buy the ground beefAs for the produce section, it sucks. Customers don't come for the bananas,they come for The produce manager and his right hand man: a world class singer and the legend.A scavenger hunt for u: Look over the brown doors when standing away from the bathroom. Shit bricks. Hug the grocery manager.
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Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup