Band geek

a person who... is either in the highest band or cried when they didn't make the highest band goes to the band room at least 4 times a day (before school, band, during lunch, and after school. Sometimes they go there for no reason other than it's a habit and they feel better in the band room than any other place at school) doesn't talk to non band people, much less date non band people because they can't function in a socially acceptable way according to the rest of the school has the maturity level of a 5 year old, or maybe a 7 year old on good days enjoys nerf guns (bring your nerf gun to pit day <3), light sabers, and capes willingly spends 9 hours a day outside playing the same four songs over and over and learning how to walk calls their drum majors and directors mommy/daddy to their faces is very touchy happily gives up their lunch 3 times a week for band related things loves their section unless there is a solo/it is close to auditions is scarily smart but uses their smartness in a funny way is involved in every band thing possible hangs out with band kids on the weekends and spends most of the time talking about specific measure numbers of the songs they are working on finds ways to incorporate band/marching band into school presentations embraces the fact that marching band/band is called a cult because it is a cult and they love it and can't image their lives without it