Bad Lisa custom mug

While many believe her to be alcoholic white trash, she is actually an Armenian meth addict, and has been known to post unrequested pictures of her matted chest hair as irrefutable proof. She is also a black man named Lou. When you see her, you will shit bricks. Bad Lisa (Lou) holds the record for the second most deleted person on MySpace, second only to MANtana who is rumored to have been deleted over 9000 times. MANtana is also rumored to have over 9000 penises, and they are all raping children. A statistical curiosity, Bad Lisa is the primary cause of An Hero among indigent men on the east coast... usually upon discovering that her hairy treasure trail leads to a centipede filled vagina. BAD LISA lives in ur basement, wears a fedora hat in public, was a former pole dancer (but had to quit when the customers complained about the tattoo of Adolph Hitler buttsecksing Jesus on her left breast) and is also rumored to be the one who wrote your name and number on that bathroom wall in New Jersey. It has also been rumored that Ceiling Cat coughs up hairball abortions whenever it watches Bad Lisa masturbate, but these rumors cannot be confirmed as Ceiling Cat is currently watching you masturbate. Bad Lisa broadcasts over 9000 bulletins of black cock, partial unbirth pron, and hentai rape videos a day while threatening various people on Myspace, taking it seriously because everyone knows the internet is SeRius fuCk1ng bIzn3ss. There are some people who don't think the internet is serious bizness, these people are wrong. Bad Lisa usually has over 9000 backup profiles, but they are all set to private due to AIDS, and stingrays.......that also have AIDS. Bad Lisa is rumored to have voted for George Bush twice, have a Wii Fit that is still in the box, fucked every member of Fall Out Boy, and is also known to insist that the internet is a big truck. Her talents include shooping, playing the rusty trombone, liking mudkips, dividing by zero, and convincing Child Protective Services to place babies in her care for the sole purpose of rape. (With the exception of one baby named Ichmael who was promptly placed in her oven for being a Jew.) She also captains a NOWlive blog radio in which she begs, pleads, and offers sexual favors for people to call in, then doesn't shut up about how she "hates jews, niggers, and queer-o-sexuals" long enough for any of her guests to get a word in. When they do manage to mumble some incoherent babbling, like "Ya'll be stealin ma catchphrases!!!11!" she simply talks over them, until she loses consciousness from huffing spray paint on the air. While the accusations of her connections with Al Queda have not been proven, multiple photo's have surfaced in the past few months of her inserting small bombs into the anus's of children for the purpose of either mass homicide or lulz. In short, BAD Lisa is the most hated person on myspace. She is even hated more than notorious cockmongler Eric Brooks, who is rumored to be responsible for 9/11. Long Live The Gr.........uh nvrmnd.

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Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!

Fuck N. Sep 29

Cute, simple, as advertised.

Eli S. Sep 28
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My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!

Dhar M. Sep 26

Got this for my dog

Kolbie L. Sep 25
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As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!

Joy B. Sep 25
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It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.

Cindy C. Sep 24
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I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.

William K. Sep 24
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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. Sep 23
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its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!

bill n. Sep 23

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

GOD Sep 21

Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD

desfhueshd e. Sep 21

A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

Jackoof Sep 18

ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

Jamie W. Sep 15
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