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Oh my god, please edate me already. I’ve been on this discord for the past 4 months obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make me aroused every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldn’t have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK I fucking love you and it breaks my hear when I see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile. I just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things. I want to play video games, talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and I cant take it anymore I want to remove you but I care too much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because I need you by my side but if you don’t love me then I want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friend list would kill me everyday of my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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