alcowhore Mug
A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out. You Know You're an Alcowhore If: 1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment 2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie 3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest. 4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks. 5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!! 6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week. If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation