Abegail
Abbey is the girl when she enters a room anywhere she just blows you away, she is the hottest girl in the class that every guy has a crush on and every girl wants to be. She knows what she wants and her hard work is inspirational and admirable. She is so beautiful you want to tell her every time you get the chance. She knows how to dress, even if it is just a casual fit she still finds a way to stand out and look amazing. When she is wearing a dress it just leaves you speechless, your mouth will drop to the ground and you might not be able to move from being stunned by how fine she is. Her laugh is the most infectious of all laughs because every time you see her laugh you start smiling. Her smile and laugh will be stuck in your head forever and you shouldn't complain about that because it is the only thing you want to have stuck in your head. She loves county but also can bump to any rap song, she loves when it rains and when you surprise her. She has the sweetest heart and is the most loving person. She will stick by your side if you treat her well and you better treat her well because she deserves the world and the universe, because she is one in a billion, no one in a trillion. Being with her is the best feeling in the world and that feeling is addictive because once you are away from her you will want to see her as soon as possible again. Love her with all your heart and treat her like the queen she is.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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