1-10 Female attractiveness scale), mug
1: A simple scale men use to judge a woman's looks 2: An outdated (backwards) model that was replaced with the newer 10-1 scale directly relating to the suggested number of drinks one should imbibe prior to sex with a particular woman. Example: 1: Goddess - Aphrodite herself incarnate (Typically subjective by a large margin) the single drink is merely a suggestion for preparing oneself to game such a creature. 2: Extremely Attractive - Two drinks should have you ready to spit some serious game. 3: Very Attractive - Three drinks should be your ideal mark for pulling one of these beauties. 4: Still Pretty Hot - After 4 drinks she's a supermodel and you can still drive home! 5: Above Average - Perfect wife material! 5 drinks a day keeps the divorce attorney away! 6: Average - Lube thoroughly before use. 7: Below Average - Its all fun until your friends find out. 8: Eight-Ball - Nothing good happens after 8 drinks... 9: Twilight Zone - You've entered the twilight zone. You better hope you can still escape upon sunrise! 10: Death March - Leaving with this woman is like going to your own funeral. 10 drinks deep and she still looks repulsive! we suggest something more potent, like Heroine or Quaaludes if you are gonna take this girl home.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”