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"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a [double donging]. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting [nasty bitches]". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:

1. STEM the flow of blood (place [pressure on] the surrounding area of the hole

2. PLACE an ice pack on said area

3. [UTILIZE] panties as a dressing

4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.

5. KILL time by having a wank

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