Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A restaurant that you can only end up in if - A) You aren't sober or B) Your life is in a tailspin and have hit rock bottom. The mean weight of the average person who goes to Denny's is 375 lbs or so. When entering you [have a good] 50% chance that you either pass out in the bathroom or take a big portion out of your life because of the food, most likely both. Similar but even trashier to iHop, Denny's is a place where most of [the visitors] know more about the menu than the waiters and waitresses (Which is justified since they see how it's really made and know that eating it is a death-wish) . If you had the mental capacity to read to this point, you probably [understand] fully that Denny's is a place you try to avoid at all costs...
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.