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A town in southwest Georgia that was chartered in 1838 in which the founder chose the name of Albany because of its similarity to Albany, New York, which is another main city at the head of a navigable river.  In 1988 Albany, GA made national headlines as the "Murder Capital of America," with the highest murder rate per capita in the [United States]. No shit.  In 2000 this city with a population of 76,939 citizens was officially the "Blackest City in America" with [African Americans] occupying 64.8% of the entire population living within the city limits.  That's right, not Compton not Harlem not even Atlanta is dirtier than Albany, GA.  Many rappers claim to be from what they call the "Dirty South," but really they have no idea what the real "Dirty South" is, or what it is like to live there.  Everyone here is racist, and I mean everyone; black, white, hispanic, whatever.  The city's government is comprised of both main races, but most of the political decisions are based on racial [issues].
<The [armpit of the South].  Very hot and humid weather year round.  Many southern stereotypes live here like the well-to-do [southern gentleman] which is really just a spoiled kid who took over his father's business, and at the age of 30 still refers to his father as "daddy."  Caucasians who have established themselves here live in the main golf course which actually holds debutant balls for girls who've just graduated from highschool.  If you want a job in this town, you or your father had better know someone that has their own business.  Otherwise your applications will be discarded for family members or friends who are usually under-qualified and lazy.>

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