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The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in [possession] of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner ([sometimes] causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the [blackboard].
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