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Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest [ones] are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.

Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.

Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)

The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.

In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are [backstabbing] bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.

During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of [northern Germany], but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.

Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and [Hannibal Lector], and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from [Game of Thrones].

Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D

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