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D'cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. They are [essentially] a person that "cruises" along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of STIs by the age of thirty. A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the [opposite sex]. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of [lubrication] to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
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