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1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised [in the trunk] rather than the fruits. 2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're [metaphorically] getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around [in your face] and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'
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