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Cynthias are naturally beautiful human beings (usually blonde) and possess very sweet personalities, but won't take your shit. They are very athletic and dabble in a variety of sports, such as dirt biking, softball and gymnastics. [Unfortunately], their talents cause them to be singled out by their coaches, who are bitchy, worthless, jealous pieces of horse shit. In [relationships], Cynthias usually wear the pants (leggings with a thong underneath actually) and have their boyfriends coming back for more, even after the [relationship] is over. Cynthias always have a lot of food, but hate sharing. As a result, they have to fart a lot, and never fail to announce when they do.
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