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A technologically advanced alien being from the planet of Genesis in the galaxy of Andromeda who arrived on Earth at about 212 BC via a wormhole on his starship. The starship had a name and it was called Noah's Ark (later the name becomes a myth in the Bible). This alien being calling himself God enslaved [human beings] and [manipulated] their minds so that they would all praise this alien named God. Jesus was created by God using a method similar to our IVF treatment, except much more advanced with a success rate of 100%. Jesus was then released into [the community] and God watched as society interacted with him. His research on the human race was completed when Jesus was hung out to dry on a cross. God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda and now lives with his wife Mary, 2 boys and a girl. His longevity is due to the technology of his society.
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