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A sad excuse for an Italian male, with a sheer disregard for work place etiquette and male fashion.

WARDROBE: The everlasting bow tie is a must. It is a necessary and sufficient condition to be a BowTie. The bow tie is naturally sported on a classic baggy polo to give the male an uneasy and out-of-place look. Granted, an uneasy and mundane expression accompanies the equally disturbing look.

[NATURAL HABITAT]: The BowTie can be spotted in 'tammarri clubs' equipped with the dreary 'BowTie' look. The club provides the perfect social setting for this perturbed being, given the large amounts of [inebriating] substances that lead others to consider the BowTie's presence as indifferent.

Equally, when not found scouting for birds , the BowTie can be located at his daytime work office. Here, though, its behaviour is as unsettling as it is in the tammarri clubs. The BowTie is notorious for having a [particularly] poor and stubborn game. Poor because, quite frankly, because it sucks bawls, with a complete disregard to the [opposite sex] and courting norms. Stubborn because the BowTie keeps at it, despite the lack of successful courtships. Though admirable, one cannot help but feel a slight indifference to its attempts.

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