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The Skunk Ape is [one of the most] dangerous creatures known to man. The Skunk Ape got its name from its huge body and its awful odor. It lives in the state of Florida, where it has been sighted many times.

The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate [teleportation], by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.

The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic [versatility]. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.

When a Skunk Ape is seen [the best thing] to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best [option] is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.

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