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An Interholic generally defines an individual with the same level of addiction to the trawling [the Internet] for love, happiness or a quick wank, as an alcoholic has with booze. Typically the person would be a bald, married fifty year old man with a small penis, but this condition is non [discriminate] with regards size, sex or age group with many teenagers suffering from the affliction also and then going blind when they reach their mid 20s. There is no definitive cure at this stage, but possible options such as [chemical castration], partial lobotomies, isolation and extended power cuts are being tested, all with varying degrees of lacking in success.
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